I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
