He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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