I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
