i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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