i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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