Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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