Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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