Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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