I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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