well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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