The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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