Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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