And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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