I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Panties = found
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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