wanna go halves on a baby?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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