5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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