i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
as a side note pls kill me
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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