I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
it glows. i had to have it.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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