Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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