let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
She told me I should be a condom model.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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