my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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