Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
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