dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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