oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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