we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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