So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
God I need to hump something, right now.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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