bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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