cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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