I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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