I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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