I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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