just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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