you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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