I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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