Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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