I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Pants are for mortals
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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