Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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