So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
another moral hangover. fuck.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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