with your own penis?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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