Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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