My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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