I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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