Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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