Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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