Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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