No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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