I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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