dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
