if you like me you must not know who I am
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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