He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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