Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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